Rena Dvoretzky: Productions co-Director
Major: Molecular Environmental Biology
Number of years with T4C: 2
Favorite role played onstage: Stage Manager
Rena Dvoretzky is not supposed to be in this club. We’ve tried sending her away on multiple occasions, but she always manages to find out where our events are being held and break into the building. One board member, who wishes to remain anonymous, even reported that he caught her “scaling the walls of Dwinelle like some sort of dexterous squirrel-woman.” Although the full extent of her prowess and agility is unknown, we advise all incoming members of Theater for Charity to familiarize themselves with her appearance and report any signs of- Wait, what was that? I hear... There’s something in the vents. No, it can’t be, how did she-
Oh god. I always knew it would end like this.