Jack Rubenacker: Creative Assistant
Year: 2nd
Major: Pre Haas-Hole
Years with T4C: 2
Favorite Roll: Sneaky Sean Spicer
When tasked to write the bio of the illustrious Jack, I was excited to talk about this shining young man, but when I started researching Jack, I came to a horrible conclusion. You see, Jack is actually just a couple of old hot dogs inside of a very tiny, mohair sweater. I know! I couldn’t believe it either! I thought, he’s a student here, so this must be wrong- but no, though Jack is a student at UC Berkeley, he’s registered as just a couple of old hot dogs. When I finally saw his student ID picture, I finally saw him for what he truly was. We all know Jack as a writer, actor, and creative assistant of theater for charity; however, when the rest of the t4c club was asked, nobody could ever recall Jack actually saying anything. Instead he was always just there; typical behavior for a person that is not really a person but really just a couple of generic hot dogs inside of a mini sweater.
Email: t4ccreative@gmail.com
Major: Pre Haas-Hole
Years with T4C: 2
Favorite Roll: Sneaky Sean Spicer
When tasked to write the bio of the illustrious Jack, I was excited to talk about this shining young man, but when I started researching Jack, I came to a horrible conclusion. You see, Jack is actually just a couple of old hot dogs inside of a very tiny, mohair sweater. I know! I couldn’t believe it either! I thought, he’s a student here, so this must be wrong- but no, though Jack is a student at UC Berkeley, he’s registered as just a couple of old hot dogs. When I finally saw his student ID picture, I finally saw him for what he truly was. We all know Jack as a writer, actor, and creative assistant of theater for charity; however, when the rest of the t4c club was asked, nobody could ever recall Jack actually saying anything. Instead he was always just there; typical behavior for a person that is not really a person but really just a couple of generic hot dogs inside of a mini sweater.
Email: t4ccreative@gmail.com
