Jack Rubenacker: Creative DIRECTOR
Year: Junior
Major: Trickle-down Economics
Years with T4C: 3
Favorite Roll: Sneaky Sean Spicer
A long long time ago…about a week to be exact, in a forest of lollipops and rainbows the legend for the Kandy Korn Man came to be. The Kandy Korn Man was well known and loved by many, especially by his Kandy Korn brothers. They lived in a gumdrop castle with letters etched into the front, these letters were magical and kept people who did not belong out. “Alpha Sigma Sigma”, ASS. If you did not know one of the brothers, you were unfortunately not let into the house an unable to party hard and engage in ASS activities. Did I mention the house was edible? Millions came just too take a bite out of ASS. Good luck was bestowed onto all those who ate it, tis was filled with opportunity and promise. That gumdrop castle with letters had a name, his name was Jack. Jack is the real hero behind the Kandy Korn Man, long live the gumdrop ASS.
Email: t4ccreative@gmail.com
and yes... He does eat ass.
Major: Trickle-down Economics
Years with T4C: 3
Favorite Roll: Sneaky Sean Spicer
A long long time ago…about a week to be exact, in a forest of lollipops and rainbows the legend for the Kandy Korn Man came to be. The Kandy Korn Man was well known and loved by many, especially by his Kandy Korn brothers. They lived in a gumdrop castle with letters etched into the front, these letters were magical and kept people who did not belong out. “Alpha Sigma Sigma”, ASS. If you did not know one of the brothers, you were unfortunately not let into the house an unable to party hard and engage in ASS activities. Did I mention the house was edible? Millions came just too take a bite out of ASS. Good luck was bestowed onto all those who ate it, tis was filled with opportunity and promise. That gumdrop castle with letters had a name, his name was Jack. Jack is the real hero behind the Kandy Korn Man, long live the gumdrop ASS.
Email: t4ccreative@gmail.com
and yes... He does eat ass.
